Write witty, punchy satirical commentary on current events, tech trends, or business culture using Grok humor.
Write a sharp satirical piece about: [TOPIC, CURRENT EVENT, TREND, OR COMPANY] Style: [Dry wit / Tech Twitter sarcasm / Corporate parody / Absurdist / Deadpan news headline style] Length: [3 punchy tweets / Short 3-paragraph piece / Full satirical article 500 words] Target of satire: [Who or what is being satirized - be specific] Requirements: - Be genuinely funny, not just ironic or sarcastic for its own sake - Use specific real details and references - vague satire does not land - Include at least one absurd but plausible exaggeration - The humor should reveal a real underlying truth or hypocrisy - Punch at power structures, not at vulnerable people **For article format, structure as:** 1. Headline (absurd but believable - think satirical news site style) 2. Opening paragraph (deliver the core joke and set the scene) 3. Body paragraphs (escalating absurdity with fake quotes, fake statistics, fictional expert opinions) 4. Closing line (the sharpest punchline - what people will screenshot and share) **Bonus:** Provide 3 fake tweet responses from fictional industry insiders reacting to the piece.